Johnny Depp Makes a Totally Convincing Indian. Totally Mar.9.2012

This is just embarrassing. It’s not as though it’s a surprise. If films like the live action The Last Airbender, 21 and the (possibly, maybe) upcoming live action Akira have taught us anything it’s that Hollywood has a serious problem with casting non-white actors who aren’t black, even when the role calls for them. That goes doubly for when the role calls for actors who are Asian, Inuit or Native American. Better to just cast a bankable white actor and accuse anybody who objects of being overly PC.

Depp does have a chromosome or two of Cherokee and Navajo blood in his veins but not enough to make him any less white and certainly not enough to make this…

… look any less idiotic than this:

Ever Thought of Auditioning for Britain’s Got Talent? Feb.14.2012

Original tweet can be found here.

And the Winner is… Snooki! Dec.31.2011

I don’t really like the beach. I hate sharks, and the water’s all whale sperm. That’s why the ocean’s salty.

Sorry Gwyneth, you’ll have to try harder next year.

Happy New Year all!!

Shall We Assume This Will Come Back to Haunt Him? Aug.9.2011

There is actually a reason Mr Esnard and so many others like him on Twitter seem so unable to predict the outcome of such postings. Something to do with lobes and brain development. I’ll get my Mum to explain in the comments.

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