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You Better Not Be Toying With Me Ancel! May7th2012

Beyond Good & Evil really has to be the most criminally overlooked game of all time. A compelling story, fluid gameplay, rich environments and a surprising amount of suspense (the cartoonish aesthetic really lulls you into a false sense of security) would have made for an instant classic if only more people had played it.

A sequel has been in the works since forever and a couple of teaser trailers surfaced in 2008 but since then nothing much has been heard, leading many (myself included) to believe the game had been shelved.

But in an interview with Toulouse Games, creator Michel Ancel has given us a ray of hope:

We are in an active creation stage and at this moment we are only focusing on the game and making it the best game that we can,” he said. “That decision would just distracts us from that objective. I can say that it’s a very ambitious game and we need some tech to achieve that ambition.

We had this concept even before Mirror’s Edge launched. And we have a different approach to the first person perspective that Mirror’s Edge has. Prince of Persia and Assassin’s Creed are closer to what we have in mind with the control of the character in a third person perspective.

Source: Den of Geek

No set dates but who needs ‘em? So long as it is still in development we can wait. If it means the game will be stable and bug free when it hits the shelves anyway. Great things can’t be rushed.

If you haven’t already played this underappreciated gem you can download the HD rerelease for the Xbox and PS3 or get the original PC version on Steam (the graphics are kinda buggy – this is Ubisoft after all – but it’s well worth it).

I Stand Corrected? Some Faith Restored? Apr5th2012

An addendum to my previous post, Can’t You See It’s a Scam?!

I haven’t actually read the article for fear of spoilers but the title is promising: Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut free DLC to expand ending this summer. Not the part about the new ending, I still think the demand for it was wholly unreasonable considering the shit BioWare and EA have put PC gamers through with no thoughts of changing that, but the part where it’s free.

The speed with which they’re going to have this available still screams publicity stunt to me but at least they’re not using it to extort more money out of us.

Some faith in BioWare/EA has been restored. Not enough yet for me to give them any more of my money or let any of their new games onto Dr. Cletus (that’s my laptop by the way) but still, some.

Can’t You See It’s a Scam?! Mar20th2012

Note: to the best of my knowledge this will be the last time I talk about Mass Effect 3 before actually playing it. Never mind. See here.

So…

ME3 is set to go down in history as having the most controversial ending in videogame history. Or something like that. The reason, according to BioWare, is to “get people talking”. In fact people have been talking about it so much that I consider the fact that I still don’t know how it ends to be my greatest achievement (I’m not a very high achiever).

There has even been a petition to get the ending changed. And BioWare seem to be listening.

Err, shouldn’t this be arousing suspicion?

Until learning that BioWare are (claiming to be) considering changing the ending in order to please fans I was operating under the theory that the reason they wanted people talking was to force gamers into purchasing part 3 as soon as possible in order to avoid spoilers.

But lets just break this down. There are three things fans have complained about regarding Mass Effect 3:

  1. The requirement for PC gamers to install spyware with their game
  2. The requirement to purchase a fuckload of DLC in order to get the whole story
  3. The ending

Two of these complaints are reasonable. BioWare and EA are (claiming to be) listening to the other one.

For crying out loud people, they are playing us! They aren’t listening to fans! They don’t care about us! The purpose of this controversial ending was the campaign to get it changed all along. They know what fans are like. They want people petitioning so they can create yet another piece of DLC that idiots will pay for, all the while keeping up the pretence of giving a crap about anything other than profit!

Don’t be taken in by their bullshit. All gamer suffer when you do.

Update: Something else has occurred to me. Although people have now jumped on the campaign bandwagon are we even certain the initial petitioners actually exist? After all, it wouldn’t be the first time EA has paid people to pretend to be outraged at one of its games for the sake of publicity.

The Piracy Quandary Mar15th2012

My name is Arol, and I support videogame piracy.

To clarify, I don’t support piracy as a blanket option for those too cheap to pay for their games – the precious few companies that actually look out for their customers deserve every penny they make. I support piracy in individual cases where gamers are left without a reasonable legal alternative.

I wholeheartedly believe that if a company doesn’t make their games readily available for legal purchase then they have no business getting their knickers in a twist when people turn to torrents. It’s that simple.

Where things get complicated is with piracy as a protest against DRM. In principle I support it – in my eyes, nothing justifies piracy more.

If developers and publishers think PC gamers are being unreasonable in wanting our games to be stable and spyware free, then I say they’re being unreasonable in wanting us to pay for them.

Plus, DRM does NOT prevent piracy. Never has, never will. Pirated games have the DRM removed. What DRM prevents is lending, reselling and in some cases even replaying old games. You know, legal stuff. It can also conflict with firewalls and render games unplayable.

When DRM only harms those who pay for their games you can hardly blame people for seeking out an alternative.

In theory, piracy is a perfectly legitimate form of protest.

Unfortunately, in practice it doesn’t really work. While gamers, developers and publishers alike know perfectly well that piracy is a symptom of DRM and not a cause – you only have to look at the Humble Bundles to see that – devs and publishers will always use it to justify their bullshit.

So I’m going to talk about Mass Effect 3 again. It’s far from being the only relevant game but it is the most current and a product of the PC gamer’s arch nemesis: Electronic Arts.

I would pirate Mass Effect 3 in a heartbeat were it not for that fact that a) I wish to maintain some sort of moral high ground over EA and BioWare and b) this is EA we’re talking about and if I were to pirate one of their games the best case scenario for me would be to open the door to a couple of burly men with a hobbling post.

After the DRM and DLC issues came to light, Mass Effect 3 saw a lot of cancelled pre-orders and there’s no shortage of PC gamers prepared to wait it out or even forgo the finale altogether. Unfortunately, too many people either didn’t have the willpower to go without or just didn’t understand why being forced to install an unstable beta product that breaks down firewalls in order to mine your computer for personal information which its developer then sells to third party advertisers was a bad thing. So what loss in sales there has been, EA will inevitable blame on piracy and/or the PCs lack of viability as a gaming platform.

With that in mind there is a part of me that feels that I might as well go the illegal download route but I don’t want to do anything that would give EA an excuse to pretend their policies have been vindicated.

I want to play Mass Effect 3. I want EA to lose out when I do. But I don’t want to help justify EA treating their PC customers any worse than they already do.

It’s a conundrum.

Console gamers can (for now at least) stick it to EA through the used game market and indeed one legal plan for Mass Effect is to opportunistically purchase used copies of all three instalments for the Xbox when I can, on the assumption that one day I’ll own an Xbox on which to play them.

Of course if ME3 is eventually released on Steam we’ll be left wondering if that wasn’t part of EA’s master plan all along: withhold the spyware free version for as long possible and release it when we’re desperate enough to pay an exorbitant amount for it.

And the saddest part? Just watch this (the relevant part starts at 5:20). And try not to cry.

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